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21 Things He Says Vs What He Actually Means

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21 Things He Says Vs What He Actually Means by : 4:35 pm On June 14, 2018

Okay, you know that popular line, “When a woman says (insert saying here), she definitely means (insert entirely different quote here)”.

But men aren’t the only ones who have to deal with being put on the spot, women too are always trying to decipher what men really mean when they say some certain things. *rolls eyes*

So today, I put together a list of things guys say and what they really mean.


He says: I’ve been busy.

He means: I’ve been trying to figure out if you’re right for me.

He says: When are you coming to see me?

He means: I’d rather you come to my place than we go out because all I really want is your waist.

He says: I’m not really looking for a girlfriend.

He means: I already have a girlfriend, I just want to lay you.

He says: I’m a sensitive guy, my ex broke my heart.

He means: This is my new pick up line because the others don’t work .

He says: I’m fine.

He means: I’m not fine but I’d rather not discuss it with you.

He says: You’re prettier without makeup

He means: Your cheap foundation stains my shirt and sheets, the other day, my wife almost saw the lipstick on my collar.

He says: I’m sorry.

He means: I don’t regret what I did. However, I regret that it upset you enough to make a big deal out of it and now you’re crying and making me look like a monster.

He says: You look nice.

He means: Leave the front of the mirror, let’s go already, arrggghhh!

He says: I don’t care.

He means: I care but I want you to think I don’t care so I can retain my ego and feel like a man.

He says: Cool.

He means: I don’t care about what you’re talking about. At all.

He says: I’ll call you.

He means: I’m not going to call you. Well I might, in like maybe three months from now.

He says: My ex was a crazy gal.

He means: I like you but please, please, please, if you’re crazy, reveal it as soon as possible.

He says: I never m********e.

He means: I’ve cut down to three times a day.

He says: I was joking.

He means: You took that really bad and now I’m back peddling.

He says: It’s a guy thing.

He means: If you don’t get it, I can’t explain it.

He says: Do you like it.

He means: Say yes because right now I’m insecure and I need a validation that I’m at least doing this well and that you’ll give me another chance to do it again.

He says: We should take a break.

He means: I’ve been trying to get you to break up with me since the past three months and now this is my attempt to do it myself.

He says: How many guys have you slept with?

He means: Please avoid answering this question at all costs because the answer would probably be bad and I’ll keep thinking of you as a hoe afterwards.

He says: How do you know that guy?

He means: Have you slept with him?

He says: She is just a friend

He means: I’m still trying to lay her.

He says: I miss you.

He means: I’m unable to find a new girlfriend.


So there you have it, 21 things guys say, and what they may actually mean. What do you think? Share your thoughts on the comments section.

 

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