Some guys think it doesn’t matter, some guys don’t even know if it matters…but puh lease, it does matter! What are we talking about here? Are you good in bed?
Continue reading to find out…
How’s your s**x life like? If you do any one or more of the following, I’m sorry to say, but you’re damn boring in bed and need to step up your game asap!
- You only do it in the bedroom. Error number one. Why not in the sofa? Or the bathroom?
- You do only one particular style or routine. She already knows your routine, you’re so predictable. Missionary, then she goes on top when you’re tired and then you take her from behind when you’re about to finish. Pre.Dic.Table! So so boring.
- You never want to try new things. Gosh how boring you must be. There are new positions to try out, do something adventurous, incorporate a toy, BDSM…if you’re saying no no to these because you don’t want to try something new, you’re no fun.
- You ask questions for self validation. Baby do you like it? Tell me you love me (seriously!?!?), have you c*m? Am I good?…. And you wonder why she drags her feet or totally avoids wanting to do it?
- She’s faking an o****m…. If she ever fakes an o****m, you’re in trouble and definitely not doing it right. Chances are she’s going to go shopping for someone who can give her real ones.
- The foreplay is short. Brief. Not even existent. This is a cardinal sin. You can get her to o****m just with foreplay, did you know that? How’s your foreplay like by the way? Do you give head? Are you good with your fingers? Are her b***s the only things you massage? Have you ever plastered the whole of her body with kisses? If you’re not doing this, aiming for her utmost pleasure, chances are you are not that good.
- You are unhygienic. Please wash your sheets and if you’re undressing and she sees dirty underwear… Smh
- You’re not talking about it. Yes, the s*x. You’re not talking about the s*x, you don’t discuss what you like, your preferences, there’s no flirting or sexting or nudes sharing. If this is you, mehn you are boring.
After going through this article, I’m sure we’re able to tell ourselves the truth. Are you boring in bed?
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