THIS IS NIGERIA my own version
This is Nigeria where all pens are called
Biro
*this is Nigeria where all first borns are
deputy parents
*this is Nigeria where your hairstyle
determines whether you are a criminal or
not
*this is Nigeria where all the youths are lazy
*this is Nigeria where church members feed
the pastor
*this is Nigeria where the national football
jersey costs 41k and also 250naira…iffu
know you know
*this is Nigeria where all cobblers are
abokis
*this is Nigeria where rain and electricity
cannot work together… Kolewerk!…I
repeat…kolewerk!!
*this is Nigeria where a nigga carry school
bag is automatically a yahoo boy
*this is Nigeria where a whole governor
said…’I am works for the state”…issorite
*this is Nigeria… Where bet9ja is the highest
source of revenue
*this is Nigeria where brooms must always
be at the back of the door
*this is Nigeria… Where we have three major
tribes…pepper…*money…and
*herdsmen…iffu understand you
understand
This is Nigeria where kids are called daddy
and old men’s are called baby
Wtf!…who Stone me eggroll …my
eyes!…my eyes!!…pepper ooo
Pls I need 500likes on this post to treat my
eyes